Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Stories from the Flight

January 9, 2009 3.10 pm

I am in Detroit, Michigan. Our descent was covered in fog, so thick it's a wonder we did not hit another plane. All around is a thick cloud. The runway was frozen causing our landing to be very slippery. I thought of clapping on our landing, but thought it may offend in America. As I sit in A 36 boarding gate, I just saw a live bird land in a rather tall artificial tree.

January 10, 2009 12.52 am

I am arrived in Amsterdam. I have forgotten how much I despise the American tourist. A man in front of me wanted to get money off of his credit card for a casino, and was not becoming in the least. I am outraged.

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