Dear World,
WIGAN HAS NOT BEEN RELEGATED!!!!!!! Hallelooooolyah!!!!
Fran supports Wigan. Wigan has been one of the five teams in the battle to not be relegated. I have been dreading today in case Wigan gets relegated. Mentally, I've been coming up with contigency plans in case they lost to pull Fran from his inevitable depression--last minute deals to Majorca, the price of a Wigan jersey, etc. If there's anything worse than watching your team lose, its watching your boyfriends team lose, knowing that you actually don't give a rat's hynie about what happens to them, but you'll have to live with the mopey son-of-gun for goodness knows how long:: will he throw himself under a train? will he begin to drink dangerous quantities? or the worst, will he just recede into himself and have this far-away look in his eyes and when he finally looks at you its from a different universe:: SO YOU BEGIN TO CARE VERY QUICKLY.
I received four phone calls within the span of half an hour, waking me up from the oh-so- precious Sunday nap. Today in the 60th minute, Wigan scored against Stoke City, thus winning their match. YESSSS!!! After all, whats more fun than going through the hold-you-breath moments together with a friend and enjoying the triumph and joy and radiance of their pleasure. I will just say I am very glad.
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